Best BMX Christmas Gifts for the Rider in Your Life
Shopping for a BMX rider is easy once you know the joke: BMX families live trackside, pay race fees every weekend, and laugh about it. These funny BMX Christmas shirts are made to order, so each one is printed for the person you're buying for — and orders over $25 ship free.
Here are the picks, by who you're shopping for.
1. For the whole race family: All I Want for Christmas Is a Weekend Without Race Fees — $26.99
The one only a BMX family truly gets. "All I Want for Christmas is a weekend without race fees" — front chest logo, big back design, in five colors. If your rider's family has ever added up a weekend of race fees, this is the gift.
Shop it: All I Want for Christmas Is a Weekend Without Race Fees
2. For the rider who loves Christmas: Christmas on Cranks — $25.99
A gingerbread rider on a BMX bike, with snowflakes and Christmas trees. Funny BMX Christmas shirt, and the most Christmas-y of the BMX designs — it works for the rider and for the BMX mom or dad buying it.
Shop it: Christmas on Cranks
3. For the rider who lives it: BMX Til Death — $21.99
"Good Rides. Bad People." The store's signature BMX tee, and the lowest-priced pick on this list. A funny BMX shirt for the rider who'd rather be at the track than anywhere else.
Shop it: BMX Til Death
4. For the rider who knows the cost: BMX Ain't Cheap — $25.99
Because it isn't — and every BMX family knows it. Also available as a crop top for the rider who prefers that fit.
Shop it: BMX Ain't Cheap
5. For the BMX dad: Rad Dad — $24.99
"Rad Dad, coolest dad at the track." A BMX dad shirt and an easy Christmas gift for a BMX dad — or from the kids to the dad who drives to every race.
Shop it: Rad Dad
6. For the BMX dad with a sense of humor: BMX Zaddy — $24.99
"BMX Zaddy, silver fox on two wheels." Same gift slot as Rad Dad, funnier angle — pick the one that matches his sense of humor.
Shop it: BMX Zaddy
7. For the rider who wants something different: Neon BMX Bear — $25.00
A neon checkered teddy bear on a BMX bike, sunglasses on, energy drink in hand. The most giftable "fun" pick on the list — it doesn't need the recipient to be a racer, just a BMX fan.
Shop it: Neon BMX Bear
8. For the rider saving for bike parts: Will Do Sketchy Things for BMX Bike Money — $25.99
Every rider has a parts list longer than their budget. This one says it out loud.
Shop it: Sketchy
How to pick
- Buying for a rider? Start with No Race Fees, Christmas on Cranks, or BMX Til Death.
- Buying for a BMX mom or dad? Rad Dad and BMX Zaddy are the dad picks; the Christmas BMX shirts work for moms too.
- Buying for a whole race family? The No Race Fees shirt is the in-joke — it's the one they'll actually laugh at on Christmas morning.
- On a budget? BMX Til Death at $21.99 is the lowest price here, and everything over $25 ships free.
All shirts are made to order in your size and color. Order early in December — made-to-order printing takes time, and Christmas delivery isn't guaranteed on late orders.